Are you constantly being chased by villagers with torches and pitchforks? Do people cower and shriek as you approach? When you growl through the streets, do residents close their windows and lock their doors? I hate to be the one to tell you but, chances are, you're a Monster!
Well, you might as well embrace it, you know, be who you are and don't let society dictate what's beautiful, etc. etc., and wear a Monster shirt as a big "F*CK YOU, SOCIETY!"
Printed on pre-shrunk 100% cotton! Order yours today!
Every shirt is hand-printed by moi, me, Wade!
(2XL+ shirts available as special order. Please contact me for details.)