Are you a corpse? Chances are, probably not. But, you may feel like one on the inside so why not let everyone know by wearing this damn shirt! Heck, maybe you could be buried in it and then, I suppose, it would be an apt, accurate and, well, non-rebellious statement. Or, if you work for a city morgue or something and want to help new employees identify the recently deceased, I am more than willing to whip up a bloated government contract to make some real $$$ on these! Printed on pre-shrunk 100% heavy cotton, you're guaranteed to be a comfy corpse! Order yours today!
Every shirt is hand-printed by moi, me, Wade!
(2XL shirts available as special order. Please contact me for details.)